25 pairs of tickets for SpyMonkey Performance TONIGHT March 7, 2008

Hey everyone,
This email just came across my desk…. If your interested check it out.
Ricardo

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Our good friends at Harbourfront Centre’s World Stage want you to get COOPED!

They have given us 25 pairs of tickets for TONIGHT’S 8pm performance (that’s Friday, March 7.08) and tomorrow’s 2pm matinee (that’s Saturday, March 8.08) at the Premiere Dance Theatre.

Drop whatever you are doing and email artdepartment@flip-publicity.com and let em know you got it from Ricardo on Hook me up.

Write back before 3pm for the thrill of a lifetime with Spymonkey’s crazy antic clown turns in a show that was a hit at Montreal’s Just for Laughs last summer! (editor’s note: And I speak with authority, I have already seen the show!)

Michael Posner from the globe and Mail agrees too!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080307.wcooped07/BNStory/Entertainment/

http://www.spymonkey.co.uk/coopedhome.html

http://www.harbourfrontcentre.com/worldstage/performances/cooped/

Please adopt Pinky the cat – Great with kids September 21, 2007

 Hey people

A friend of mine has a gentle kitty that is available for adoption and they are looking for a loving home for Pinky. Check out this video and if your interested, let me know and I will connect you.

Rico

PARENT – Job Description September 11, 2007

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don’t believe any of us would have done it!!!!

POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma, Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an,
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

Dave Chappell – bus hostage August 20, 2007

OK this is some of the funniest sh$# ever.. Dave is comic genius!!!

My one recommendation for Caribana August 3, 2007

If a guy or girl ever asks you for your number and you don’t want to give it to them ….Just give them this # 647-476-4910

Try calling it for yourself and see what happens…

Wanna check out an awesome comedy night, for FREE? May 30, 2007

Hey Party People,

Enjoy laughing?… are ya human?
Wanna check out an awesome comedy night, for FREE?

One catch, it’s TONIGHT!

WHAT: Spirits Open Mic Comedy Night – It’s rumored Robins Williams (the actor) performed just a while back (like a year ago, so he’s due again)… and Toronto’s top comedians come out just to have a blast.

WHY: To laugh your ass off and meet some new peepz.

WHO: Awesome people… Bring your friends or show up by yourself, we’ll be there.

WHERE: Spirits Bar & Grill – 642 Church Street (south of Bloor, but north enough of boys townJ,

MAP

HOW MUCH: Free (HOW did you miss that?)

World Comedy Clash May 9, 2007

hey people,

Here is the comedy show of the year!!!! (http://www.cre8tiveeye.com/evites/WorldComedyClash.html )
I am going on Sunday doh be the person that said yea I heard about it but did not get a ticket….Now that is funny!

To get tickets e-mail my boy Jay Martin - j.martin@bell.ca and let him know that Ricardo from Hook Me Up said to hook you up

See ya there – Rico

Happy Momma & Baby Momma’s day!

 

George Costanza’s 10 commandments for ‘working hard’ January 31, 2007

George Costanza’s 10 commandments for “working hard”:

1. Never walk without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
2. Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like “work” to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss – and you *will* get caught — your best defense is to claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars….

Yuk Yuk’s October calendar September 24, 2006

Dave Chappelle on racial profiling September 24, 2006

What can I say Dave Chappelle is always on point, here is a MP3 clip about racial profiling – click here > MP3 file 3min