Everything you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask.
PARENT – Job Description September 11, 2007
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don’t believe any of us would have done it!!!!
POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma, Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an,
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES : (more…)
Dave Chappell – bus hostage August 20, 2007
OK this is some of the funniest sh$# ever.. Dave is comic genius!!!
My one recommendation for Caribana August 3, 2007
If a guy or girl ever asks you for your number and you don’t want to give it to them ….Just give them this # 647-476-4910
Try calling it for yourself and see what happens…
High Water Bill March 7, 2007
Lorna and Scott Wilson kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren’t representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued.
Although they could see nothing wrong, they had a probem and set up their video camera… this is what they found…. click here
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: March 7, 2007
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”
3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”
2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…
1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”
